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fund raiser at work yesterday...dunk tank. evil souless bitch who has sent morale in the toilet since she showed up about a year ago was there. i tried to do right, i throw all the balls, missed 5, hit once, but she didn't fall in, got mad, then watched as others knocked her ass in. she came back at 230 to get in the tank again. someone gave me their tickets to dunk her.... my old supervisor and manager (no one can stand this woman mind u) were there and they were cheering me on, my manager told me she'd even hold my bag and for me to dunk her... 6 balls.... at 4 balls i gave up, walked up onto the platform and kicked the target. BITCH WENT DOWN!!!!!!!! i felt this great sense of elation... and everyone just stood there staring at me like OMG, i can't believe she just did that! but i got cheers and handshakes...from other managers. LOL! then the evil bitch started memorizing my face and evil eyeballing me. and so i wonder.....was it the right thing to do? remember the sign she had on her tank earlier "remember, i do performance awards" and then it hit me. of course i fuckin did right! that cash bonus shit they gave out was handed to favorites and was in NO WAY done by performance! people who were almost fired got that award! and Suzi, with her quiet, stays to work and help out kinda way, got fucked. so for all of us Officers (cause they're calling us that now, even though we're not armed) that was for u!!!!!!!! Current Mood:  devious
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from my auntie! and i'd like to state again, George Carlin is AWESOME!
"Cows, Constitution, and Carlin! "
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment!
And Last but not least.....
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe
Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one
woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her
ass off to jail."
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Schoolyard Bully
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. |
You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most school yard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Haughty Intellectual. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Bitch-Slap, the Capitalist Pig, and the Class Clown.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 3% on Rationality |
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You scored higher than 67% on Extroversion |
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You scored higher than 69% on Brutality |
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You scored higher than 43% on Arrogance |
| damn...and i can't even pretend to be shocked...*she thought remembering that she kicked a grown man in the leg for being a dick to her niece* LMAO!
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spent most of the day at the hospital.
Kylie's stabilized. her white cell count went from 3 to 9. the cardiologist checked her heart and said that there was no damage and that it was fine. and as for the swelling, it's gone down a bit. they can only do so much because she's not stable enough to be moved around and totally checked, but slowly things are starting to look up. i over heard the nurses talking and they said they'd never seen a baby that close to death, make this much of a recovery. that it defied all their textbook cases.
so the power of prayer really helped this little girl. i believe it. one of yesi's sisters from the church stopped by and they were talking and they tried to get me into all that and all i said was all i believe is that God exsists and loves everyone. and the lady turned to yesenia and said see? she believes, and doesn't feel like she needs to know god personally. and yesi was like yea i guess. and the lady said pointed to me and said "she's here. that's telling u all u need." later, when she left she gave me a hug and said "be there for her"
we all know how i am with churchy people. what with being gay is like a huge nono in the catholic church. but apparently these people know, or at least some of them do, and no one's said any shit about it. they appreciate me being there. shit, i've been there more than most of them. but then again, it is my weekend. and they all work...but still. it says something, u know? those of u sending good vibes, please keep doing it. it's helping :o)
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towards the end of work today, yesi called me and told me her baby was in the hospital and she has bacterial menengitis (sp) i didn't know what exactly that was and no one at work could tell me until i hunted someone down who was in nursing school.
he said he was 90% sure it had something to do with the brain and that it was bad.
so i've been at the hospital since. the only working organs are her kidneys and her heart. she's tubed up all over and they keep pumping her with drugs. the first doctor told them it was hopeless and to just take her off the life support and pray for her to die quickly. in a highly religious cuban family, that was a major slap in the face they have been getting in touch with everyone they know and all sorts of people and now a good portion of greater miami is praying for her. yesi's mom went to some man and they had some kind of serious prayer session and again when they came back with more people they said the roseary. everything they could do. and everyone's spirits were up and they all seriously and with all their hearts believe she'll make a full recovery and be fine. i sat with yesi and JP in the icu and we tried joking about how she was gonna be huge and smart and totally get her way in everything she sets out to do and it helped them. another doctor came in and gave them hope, by stating it was too early to say she'll be dead within 2 days.
but it was still very serious. she could die. she could not wake up. she could wake up and be serverely brain damaged. or she could wake up and be fine.
they pumped antibiotics into her, killing the virus, but her body doesn't seem to be fighting off the after effects.
her white blood cell count is low, meaning her body isn't fighting the effects. her sugar count is low, which means her brain isn't getting what it needs to keep running properly, her brain is swollen, but since she's only 6 weeks, she still has that hole in her head, which is helping to relieve some pressure, and the worst, her protein levels are too high. he said they start to get serious at 300. Kylie's is over 800.
Kylie Marie.
see it's time's like these i understand why my life sucks. cause of all these little deals i make with God. "do whatever u need to do to fix this, and i'll pay for it."
i make my own little karmic debts. and damnit i will pay high for this little girl to make a full and healthy recovery and live a long and healthy life. u could tell just by looking at her and interacting with her that she is a very smart and alert baby. she had her own little personality and looks, like an older baby would. it's what makes her unique. if she comes out brain damaged, all that would be gone. if she dies...well i don't want to think that way. i've been channeling good energy, the best i could into that little girl and her mother and i never knew the extent powerful prayer could have on a group of people.
i hope she gets better. and if there's something to this prayer thing, then please, everyone who cares, say a few.
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| You scored as True Neutral. A True Neutral person has two faces- either these people are merely apathetic, preferring to focus their minds on more important things, or these people truly believe in a balance of all things. To these people, there can be no light without some darkness. These people also have no dedication to, or intrinsic distrust of, laws.
True Neutral | | 75% | Lawful Good | | 60% | Chaotic Good | | 60% | Neutral Evil | | 50% | Chaotic Neutral | | 50% | Neutral Good | | 45% | Chaotic Evil | | 40% | Lawful Evil | | 35% | Lawful Neutral | | 20% | </td>
What is your Alignment?
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hmmm....eh... | You scored as Loner. You are much more than a stupid test.
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created with QuizFarm.com</table> all right!!! it got it right!!!!  | You scored as Han Solo. You are Han Solo. Wise-cracking, money-loving, hardened spacedog. Or so you'd have us believe.
Han Solo | | 85% | Luke Skywalker | | 55% | Lando Calrissian | | 55% | Chewbacca | | 40% | Princess Leia | | 20% | </td>
Which Rebel Are You?
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fuck yea!!!  | You scored as Sylvester Jr.. Taz | | 83% | Sylvester Jr. | | 83% | Yosimite Sam | | 83% | Sylvester | | 75% | Marvin Martian | | 75% | Tweety Bird | | 75% | Porky Pig | | 67% | Wile E. Coyote | | 67% | Foghorn Leghorn | | 58% | Petunia Pig | | 58% | Henry Hawk | | 50% | Daffy Duck | | 42% | Elmer Fudd | | 42% | Bugs Bunny | | 42% | </td>
Which Looney Tune Are You?
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um...ok... fuck yea! aaarroooooooooooo!!!! | You scored as Angel. you are true angel. you're intentions aren't to hurt the ones you love. you are very open minded and don't let the world get the best of you. in realtionships you are loyal, and trustworthy, but you expect the same from your other.
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created with QuizFarm.com</table> awww...*cough* eh ok, enough for now...i smeel cookies! now i know it's christmas time ;o)
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